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DreamboatPat
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Its just a game

Post by DreamboatPat » Mon Apr 30, 2018 12:38 pm

Jesus, Moses and an old man are playing a game of golf. They are on the last hole and the score is tied up. The last hole is located on an island with two sand traps. Jesus steps up and hits his ball, but he is short and it goes into the water, so he walks out and hits his ball in for a two. Moses is up next, he hits his ball, and it goes right into the water. So he walks out, parts the water and hits his ball in for a two. The old man is up next and he hits his ball but as you can guess, it also goes into the water. But the ball just sits on top of the water, then a fish jumps up and eats the ball. Right after that, an eagle comes along, grabs the fish in his talons, and flies over the island. The eagle drops the fish and the ball falls out of the fish’s mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole for a hole in one and wins the game. Jesus shakes his head and looks at the old man and says " Gosh Dad, it's only a game" :lol:



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