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Going to surprise my dad in law

Last postbycoolguy69 « Fri Nov 29, 2024 6:22 pm
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bycoolguy69 »Tue Nov 12, 2024 1:41 am

I'm living with my brother's fiance, she's pretty cool but does not know much about Euchre. Her dad plays recreationally and thinks he's very good....

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Fri Nov 29, 2024 6:22 pm
LIFE'S TOUGH - HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Last postbyirishwolf « Fri Dec 22, 2023 11:17 am
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byirishwolf »Fri Dec 30, 2022 10:28 pm

LIFE IS TOUGH! - ANTHONY HOPKINS

2022 was a tough and difficult Year for the America.

This is about Life in general and some comments that Anthony...

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Last post byirishwolf
Fri Dec 22, 2023 11:17 am
@Westley

Last postbyWes (aka the legend) « Fri May 05, 2023 2:47 pm
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bycoolguy69 »Fri Apr 28, 2023 12:55 pm

Dearest Westley,

I did not get your call.

The Euchre Gods do not wish for us to have contact. But I'm not giving up.

Please post the vegan mac and...

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Last post byWes (aka the legend)
Fri May 05, 2023 2:47 pm
Euchre Chipotle Burrito Case Study

Last postbycoolguy69 « Sat Mar 25, 2023 3:59 pm

bycoolguy69 »Sat Mar 25, 2023 3:59 pm

An important discussion arised at my euchre game, can I leave a burrito in my car and then eat it after euchre? Some say I will get sick, and I don't...

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Last post bycoolguy69
Sat Mar 25, 2023 3:59 pm
How to play euchre - Family Guy

Last postbyCatch10110 « Tue Nov 08, 2022 4:08 pm
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byDlan »Fri Oct 21, 2022 11:01 am

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Tue Nov 08, 2022 4:08 pm
Trying to Love Two Women

Last postbyirishwolf « Fri Sep 02, 2022 9:22 pm
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byirishwolf »Wed Jun 22, 2022 7:49 am

LIFE IS WONDERFUL;
MAKE THE MOST OF IT!
BUT . . .

Trying to Love Two Women
by The Oak Ridge Boys

Trying to love two women is like a ball and...

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Last post byirishwolf
Fri Sep 02, 2022 9:22 pm
THE EUCHRE ANALYSIS

Last postbyirishwolf « Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:48 am

byirishwolf »Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:48 am

THE EUCHRE ANALYSIS

He deals the cards as meditation
And those he plays he never suspect
He doesn't play for the money he wins
He does not play for...

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Last post byirishwolf
Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:48 am
THE CANADIANS

Last postbyRichardb02 « Fri Jul 09, 2021 6:46 pm
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byirishwolf »Thu Jul 08, 2021 9:51 am

Congratulations to Tampa Bay (and Richard too).

The BOLTS fired their cannons in game 5 and deserve such high praise. The coveted CUP is yours for...

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Last post byRichardb02
Fri Jul 09, 2021 6:46 pm
No battery powered cars for me :)

Last postbyDlan « Sun Jun 27, 2021 2:13 pm

byDlan »Sun Jun 27, 2021 2:13 pm

National Trail Raceway
Hebron, Ohio

6-26-2021

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Last post byDlan
Sun Jun 27, 2021 2:13 pm
THIS TO OUR VETS ON MEMORIAL DAY

Last postbyirishwolf « Tue Jun 01, 2021 1:56 pm

byirishwolf »Tue Jun 01, 2021 1:56 pm

I was remiss yesterday to not post this, and I hope my ancestors will forgive me.

I have had ancestors serve in ever war beginning with the war...

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Last post byirishwolf
Tue Jun 01, 2021 1:56 pm
MY QUEEN OF HEARTS

Last postbyRichardb02 « Sun May 09, 2021 8:37 am
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byirishwolf »Sun May 09, 2021 1:32 am

Want to hear a funny, or maybe not so funny story?

I do a lot of euchre statistical test. Working on a book, for a long time. My Granddaughter says,...

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Last post byRichardb02
Sun May 09, 2021 8:37 am
I JUST TALKED TO THE MAN IN THE MOON

Last postbyirishwolf « Sun May 02, 2021 11:36 pm
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byirishwolf »Sun May 02, 2021 11:34 pm

Let's get crazy?

I just talked to the Man in the Moon

I said, Sir, can you give me some tips on my game?
He smiled and said, “while your game is...

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Last post byirishwolf
Sun May 02, 2021 11:36 pm
Are you a Euchre Hero???

Last postbyTbolt65 « Sat May 01, 2021 11:48 pm

byTbolt65 »Sat May 01, 2021 11:48 pm

I was driving at work the other day this past week and a song came over the radio. A song I kind of like. It's by Foreigner - Juke Box Hero.

Well...

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Last post byTbolt65
Sat May 01, 2021 11:48 pm
My other hobbies are

Last postbyDlan « Mon May 25, 2020 7:03 pm

byDlan »Mon May 25, 2020 7:03 pm

I'm not always playing euchre.

Sometimes I rescue honeybees that have found their way into someone's home as unwanted guests.

Anyone else...

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Last post byDlan
Mon May 25, 2020 7:03 pm
Attorney Joke

Last postbyRichardb02 « Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:25 am

byRichardb02 »Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:25 am

I was a member of a group that met once a week for beers and to talk politics. Two members were attorneys. Jack had been a JAG (Military Attorney),...

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Last post byRichardb02
Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:25 am
Its just a game

Last postbyRichardb02 « Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:15 am
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byDreamboatPat »Mon Apr 30, 2018 12:38 pm

Jesus, Moses and an old man are playing a game of golf. They are on the last hole and the score is tied up. The last hole is located on an island...

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Last post byRichardb02
Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:15 am
Was having a bad day when

Last postbyRichardb02 « Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:13 am
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byDlan »Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:39 pm

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him,...

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Last post byRichardb02
Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:13 am
Hunting for a job

Last postbyRebel « Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:29 pm

byRebel »Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:29 pm

Reaching the end of a job interview, the resources officer asks a young lad, fresh out of high school And what starting salary are you looking for?...

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Last post byRebel
Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:29 pm
I thought I knew the answer

Last postbyTheaLewis « Wed Nov 21, 2018 5:05 am
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byDlan »Sat May 26, 2018 4:16 pm

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Wed Nov 21, 2018 5:05 am
Can You Hear Me??????

Last postbylynnie724 « Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:42 pm
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byDlan »Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:29 pm

An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the problem. “Stand...

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Last post bylynnie724
Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:42 pm
Story time with Grandpa

Last postbyDlan « Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:04 pm

byDlan »Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:04 pm

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story.
From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach...

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Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:04 pm

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